Wednesday, December 9, 2015

New Pledge of Allegiance Prayer

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 Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore and because the word “God” is mentioned..... Someone (it is said that it was a 15-year-old, although I can’t verify that) wrote a “New Pledge of Allegiance”........

 Now I sit me down in school, where praying is against the rule.
 For this great nation under God finds mention of him very odd.
 If scripture now the class recites, it violate the Bill of Rights.
 And anytime my head I bow, becomes a federal matter now.
 Our hair can be purple, orange or green, that’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
 The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice, for praying in a public hall, might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate, God’s name is prohibited by the state.
 We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
 They've outlawed the guns, but first the bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
 We can elect a pregnant senior queen, and the “unwed daddy,” our senior king.
It’s inappropriate to teach right from wrong, we’re taught that such judgments do not belong.
 We can get out condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
 But the 10 commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach this crowd.
 It’s scary here I must confess, when chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
 So, Lord, this silent plea I make” Should I be shot; my soul please take! Amen".

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